Have a wee laugh!

A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery? (Come on- this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.


Two blondes walk into a building....you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy".

Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, andthe other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the wind screen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"